'I'm the Hunter' - Dokken

There was a boy. And this boy began playing the guitar. He would sit in his room for hours and play while he watched MTV. He played guitar in a band he formed and it was good, and then it was bad. When this band ended this boy began to attach the poems or blurbs he'd written to the chords he played on guitar. Oh did I mention that this boy also loved to record? Sometimes he'd spend all day just recording and mixing stuff usually nonsense just for the hell of it. After a while he got tired of recording and mixing nonsense for the hell of it and tried to write things that he thought were good or important. AHA! And THAT was his downfall!! Now he makes albums at home in his little room on the lower east side of Manhattan. Plays gigs occasionally, and produces his music whenever he can. He also loves sex.